Hannah Blecter

My weird puppy. I could die.

stanaworshiper:

hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

that’s the stuff my best dreams are made out of

4gifs:

Mary Jane & Spider-man. [video]

4gifs:

Mary Jane & Spider-man. [video]

Rocky Road. A metaphor you can eat.

I just took a bite of an Uncrustable and it was frozen. I proceeded to eat the whole thing. I am disgusting.

Scrolling past 30 Facebook posts by mothers of the things their children do.

I will not support that behavior.

circumcisions:

circumcisions:

sluttyoliveoil:

hey someone told me you remind them of an owl

who

FUCK