it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
that’s the stuff my best dreams are made out of
I just took a bite of an Uncrustable and it was frozen. I proceeded to eat the whole thing. I am disgusting.
Scrolling past 30 Facebook posts by mothers of the things their children do.
I will not support that behavior.